Why on earth would a family get so excited about a new refrigerator???? Our fervor does seem a bit off the charts!! On an emotional scale of 1 to 10, some of us are at a 12.......I was teaching Chris when TR came into the room sputtering, "It's coming.....They called. They are on the road now. Get all the cats and dogs out of the way. Our new fridge is almost here!!" Little squeals of anticipation filled the house!! You would have thought the Ice Cream Truck had arrived; we had won an all expense paid trip to Disney World; or a long-lost relative had returned from the abyss.
This is our "Old" refrigerator. Please note that we had to keep the door closed with duct tape. (That duct tape; what would families do without it?) Also, notice all the dings and outright dents!!! Oh, man......aside from not working well, this fridge is so banged up. It has to go. Patrick is having a moment of silence before the fridge crosses over to a better place. Wall-e are you there??